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Jun. 23rd, 2009 @ 08:57 pm Fake Batman can't do proper dirty bat-talk.
An excerpt from: Penthouse Outs Nerd Hook-Up Central

Later, a giant of a man in a very official Batsuit joins me in line for a bottle of $4 water. I look at him and he looks back at me, irises extra blue against all the eye black under his cowl.

"You know there was a girl Robin," he says. "Stephanie Brown."

"Actually, if you count Carrie Kelly in The Dark Knight Returns, there were two girl Robins." I stretch the words out, making them luxurious, and curl my lips into a crooked come-hither grin.

Batman's smile is slow, seductive-and really freaking creepy with the head-to-toe-armor. Other than his height and the set of his jaw (not bad, but no Christian Bale), I have no idea what this guy looks like, but I do feel an instant familiarity and comfort level with him. If we were making out in my apartment and he unearthed my secret stash of Detective Comics, I wouldn't have to invent a story about how I was just holding them for a friend.

"Yes, I forgot about Carrie." He gives me a long once-over. "Will I be seeing you back at the cave tonight?"

No! no! No, fake Batman! The correct dirty response is "Will I be parking my batmobile in your batcave later tonight?"
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Date:June 24th, 2009 02:40 am (UTC)
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I would hope so. I mean, what is the point of the fetish if you don't go all the way with it?
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Date:June 24th, 2009 03:15 pm (UTC)
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Guess so... it makes denying the whole thing afterwards a lot easier.
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Date:June 25th, 2009 07:15 am (UTC)
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I've also heard he used the line, I can see myself in your pants. I guess you can't say no to Batman.
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Date:June 25th, 2009 03:35 pm (UTC)
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It's Batman, no need to answer. "Yes" is superfluous, "No" is unconceivable.