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Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 11:05 pm TINY RACISM!
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Why are you so racist, Beast Boy?
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Frustrated
Mar. 18th, 2009 @ 09:40 pm So... McKeever is leaving Teen Titans.
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When McKeever was announced as Geoff Johns successor at the helm of Teen Titans, fans, who didn't like the all tears and dismemberment motif the series had at the time, received the news with the joy fat people usually reserve for news like "Free hamburgers fired right into your home and your mouth with Mcdonalds' new atomic catapult!" Mostly because McKeever had written a few teenage heroes at Marvel who didn't suffer massive body trauma and whined a lot in every issue. Although I personally thought Gravity was at least eight kinds of boring, so I didn't go crazy with the news. But, I thought at least it would result in a less miserable Teen Titans book.

A few months later and any hope that Teen Titans was going to be all smiles, kisses and hugs died of a quadruple heart attack, fell out of a window and was gang banged by a troupe of marauding necrophiliacs. And then hit by thunder, and then a dog passed by and peed on the ashes. And then the dog came back and did it again. McKeever kept the ship steady as it goes and the U.S.S. Teen Titans kept venturing farther and farther into the waters of Misery, which as legend tells us was formed by the tears of children who were told there was no Santa Claus, and the tears of people who bought all of Countdown because they had been told it was going to matter. Teen Titans' contribution to the museum of retarded decadence of superhero comics were several pages of Marvin and Wendy from Superfriends being mawled to death by Wonder Dog. A crass scene akin to Smurfette prostituting herself for crack, Yogi Bear dying of auto-erotic asphyxiation, or whatever depravity some maladjusted manchild who watched cartoons from the 70s want to see happen.

McKeever has announced he will no longer be the writer of Teen Titans after issue 71, except for the Ravager backup feature. As expected, NoScans-Daily is celebrating this. I'm not. Whoever writes it after McKeever is not going to change things simply because the editor of Teen Titans doesn't want to change things. And the editor of Teen Titans is Dan Didio, so nobody is going to tell him to give it up. Now, if you bother to remember, Dan Didio canceled Young Justice to start the current volume of Teen Titans. Dan Didio believed and probably still believes that a book starring Robin, Wondergirl, Superboy and Impulse / Kid flash should be one of the flagship titles of DC and one of its biggest sellers. Young Justice of course was neither, and to be entirely candid Dan Didio's idea is not completely without merit. Of course I loved Young Justice, but leaving bias aside you can see that with those four characters there was the possibility and potential of bringing back the days of the Wolfman and Perez Teen Titans, which competed in sales with X-Men... which in those days sold more than it does now. But I am not DC, just a reader. I care about what I want to read and not about maximizing DC's sales. That's not my problem, but it's nice to see the point of view of DC and why they did what they did. It's a better idea than thinking that DC does what it does to hurt you personally because they hate you because you smell.

So, did Teen Titans set the charts on fire? Well, no. It sells okay and it is in no danger of cancellation but hardly the second coming. If I were Peter David, I would send Dan Didio photocopies of my butt by fax every day just for that. Also, if the idea was to take advantage of having big name sidekicks / fourth generation heroes in one team, then killing Superboy and Kid Flash was kind of retarded, wasn't it? Just saying. Because I don't think that helped.

The problem with Teen Titans is that it became the book where happiness went to die. Like an elephant cemetery of big happy thoughts where gentle giants coughed and then collapsed to never rise again.

I have noticed my writing in this post is like a beatnik novel... but stupid. I blame my mom's vodka.

And now back to the topic. Teen Titans was not completely impossible to enjoy. It was like scratching one's butt: pleasurable but not particularly thrilling. But the problem was the almost endless stream of misery and shock and awe tactics used. The book felt awkward to read. Marvin and Wendy bitten to pieces by Wonder Dog is the kind of thing I expect to see as a one page joke in an issue of Ambush Bug, not as several pages of horror and as the start of a plot thread. You know why? Because I can't take it seriously, just like I can't take a story about Darkwing Duck fighting AIDS. It's just ridiculous and the kind of thing one only sees in fanfics written by manchildren who want to see their cartoons as grim and gritty pieces of misery, because that's "mature" and "serious" and they are "mature" and "serious" people... in their crazy heads.

Nobody wants to see Teen Titans like Tiny Titans, or at least nobody worth listening to, but at some point the book needs to grow up and learn that it doesn't need to be serious all the time, or at least not the way immature people think "serious business" should be, which are usually childish, self-important and very stupid.

Leaving that aside, there were parts of McKeevers Teen Titans I actually liked. Otherwise I would have stopped reading it and I wouldn't even be writing this. McKeever actually made m care for Kid Devil. At least in the way one cares for a retarded, smelly puppy who keeps running and hitting his head against the walls and makes you wonder if euthanasia can actually improve him. But it's a form of caring. He also made me like Rose... not enough to read the horrible Terror Titans to the end, but I like Rose, crazy psycho bitch that she is. I will even dare and say that in the last few issues the team actually got... happier? I think it did. Perhaps because Robin left and he is a bit of a downer.

So, thought?
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Feb. 5th, 2009 @ 01:37 am So... has anyone read Legion of Three Worlds #3?
Current Mood: excited
So, anybody has picked up the latest issue of Final Crisis presents stuff that has nothing to do with Final Crisis, but the DC marketing department put it there anyway: Legion of Three Worlds being this issue number 3 because it goes after 2?

Because something very interesting happened there. SPOILERS )
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Jan. 26th, 2009 @ 01:16 am Bitching time!
Can people please stop complaining about Dr. Light appearing in Tiny Titans? "Oh my God, but he is a rapist!" No, he is not a rapist; not in Tiny Titans. It is obvious none of the regular Teen Titans villains in Tiny Titans are their regular selves or even villains for that matter. Darkseid as a lunch lady instead of a cosmic god of fascism should clue you in a little.

So no, Dr. Light is not going to drop his pants and start thrusting his penis at the Tiny Titans any time soon no matter how much you beg for it to happen. For that matter Darkseid is not going to start slaving the universe, Trigon won't bring hell to Earth and Deathstroke won't put his peepee inside Tiny Terra. Weird nobody complains about Deathstroke, which makes me thing they get the joke but completely miss the exact same joke but with another character.

And now let's look at this: The Lost Ten Commandments of Comics

now, as far as "all comics should be like I say they should be" manifestos go, this one is pretty innocuous, but this rule just pissed me off:

". Thou shalt not create new characters just to spice up an old series.
Is anyone here old enough to remember when Kitty Pryde first emerged? Yes, she's all kickass and reinvented as a womanly source of vital power now (thank you Mr. Whedon), but when she first arrived on the scene it seemed a lot like she'd been introduced simply to deal with the fact that the X-Men were turning into young adults, and the audience was still jonesing for some of that more relatable kid/mutie action. Maybe this only bothered me. Maybe I'm being cruel, but it was the first time I noticed it, and it felt a lot like when all the little kids on The Cosby Show turned 40 and so they randomly brought on a new one."


I'm fairly confident that I don't need to explain why this rule is retarded and how many great characters we wouldn't have now if people had actually done this. I am not even going to discuss it. I'm just putting that there and I'm 100% sure nobody who still reads this will need help figuring out how dumb it is. There is no need to write a reply to this post. You can do it if you want to, but I'm so sure you KNOW that there is no need for that. Really.
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Nov. 16th, 2008 @ 11:17 pm (no subject)
This is from the latest issue of Action Comics, #871

It looks like somebody is coming back... )

I think there is a clue in there... but what does it mean??
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Oct. 29th, 2008 @ 05:05 pm I see your game, Didio! I see your game.
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There is an interview with Didio over at Newsarama. Nothing all that interesting there, but there was this about Wendy from Teen Titans:

Wendy actually plays a key role in the DC Universe, believe it or not, following her story in Teen Titans. Her injury, her coma sets off a chain of events throughout the DCU that brings about one of the most startling changes in the DC Universe by the middle of next year. Once you find out who her father is, we start connecting the dots from there.

15) So she’s connected with Blackest Night?

DD: Absolutely not. Our connect the dots will take us from Wendy to Gotham City, which will send everyone reading this off on a completely wrong path, by the way.


I totally predicted this!

I TOLD YOU SHE WAS BATMAN'S NIECE! But did you believe me? Noooooo, of course not! AHA! But I was right!

Wendy is Dr. Hurt's daughter, who in turn is Bruce Wayne's brother Thomas Wayne Jr.

Wendy is going to be the new Black Glove.

You read it here first.

You cannot trick my keen, perceptive mind, Didio. You just can't.
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I win!
Sep. 19th, 2008 @ 11:27 pm The Teen titans hanged out way too much with Dr. Light.
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Darn it, Raven; NO MEANS NO!
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Sep. 14th, 2008 @ 02:10 am Teen Titans are recruiting! SO RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
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DC has released the advanced solicitations for some of their titles, and it’s mostly same-old, same-old, except for Teen Titans #66 which might be interesting, plain bad or something to worry about… depending on how much you like the characters on the cover and how convinced you are Teen Titans is the place where happiness goes to die.



TEEN TITANS #66
Written by Sean McKeever
Art and cover by Eddy Barrows & Ruy Jose
Teen guest stars galore! With only four members left, it's time for the Teen Titans to hold a recruitment drive! Who will make the cut, and who will be sent packing? Who will refuse to even show up, and who will bring a boatload of trouble with them?
On sale December 31 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US

The whole ‘recruitment drive’ story has been done before, most recently in Birds of Prey. It’s a type of story where readers get baited by DC dangling their favorite B or C list hero in front of their faces with the promise of maaaaaaybe putting them in the team, but that usually never happens and it’s all a load of bull-ass. Heck, in the Birds of Prey issue some of the gals on the cover only got one lousy panel in the book. One lousy panel! Still, the bait picked for Teen Titans is surely interesting.

Let’s have a look!

1. Supergirl: Been there, done that! She left because Wondergirl kicked her out of the team. Cassie thought she was hanging out with Supergirl only to replace Superboy in her life. Sadly, it’s not anywhere near as femlashy or interesting as I am making it sound. As you have guessed, Supergirl got kicked out of a team for reasons that have nothing to do with her skills as a superhero or anything that actually might make some modicum amount of goddamn sense. So why would she go back? Maybe she finally figured out Cassie is not the leader of anything and has no right to kick anyone out of any team.

Oh well, Supergirl is going to have a bigger role in the Super books in the near future, or at least that’s the current idea. Since DC is trying to push her into the spotlight, it is possible they might want to put her in Teen Titans too. It is also possible they might think she is now the sole property of the Super-books and leave her there. I can see her story in this issue going two ways. “After what Cassie did to me, they want me to help them? Screw’em!” and that’s her one panel appearance in the book. Or! Supergirl shows up, helps out and forgives Cassie and stays in the book.

Chances of joining Titans: 50%

Notice please that the number there was not entirely pulled out of my ass, but was calculated by the astonishing Shampoo-Arrow-Computer, the most advanced piece of hardware and software I could buy with my allowance from the Tandy Whiz Kids. Envy my superior 24 colors screen graphics and my CD-ROM! It came with MYST. Do you remember MYST? Well, I don’t have to remember it because I am playing it right now!

2. Spoiler: Adding Spoiler to the team would bring some very, very interesting dynamics to the Teen Titans. For instance, Robin and Wondergirl’s inept romance would suddenly become interesting and not just gut-punching painful to watch. Just imagine poor Steph catching them in the middle of one of their “should we or shouldn’t rub peepees?” routines.

But alas! Steph has one major problem; crime-fighting-wise she is really, really boring and not very useful. Her entire shtick is that she fights… sort of okay. That’s it. She is nice when she is hanging around Robin, but she doesn’t have much going on in her favor if she ever wanted to go solo. I know robin doesn’t have any powers, but he at least has ninja skills and he is the smart one of almost any team he wishes to join. Steph is not bringing anything to the team by the way of powers.

Chances of joining Titans: 0%

3. Bombshell: Bombshell? Yeah, she was one of the many, many Titans Johns made up and never bothered to flesh out. All we know about her is that she betrayed the Titans and that makes me wonder just why the hell she is on that cover?

Oh poopie… please tell me I won’t have to read through another redemption story. Of all the characters on the cover, Bombshell is the most boring one, so I guess that means she will probably be the one they pick to stay… despite that she betrayed them and attacked them. Really, that happens all the time.

Chances of joining Titans: 90%

4. Traci 13: Traci is adorable and funny so I have no clue why she is even in the same continent as the Teen Titans. Making her join the team would at least give Blue Beetle someone to talk to. She and Jaime can bring their great banter! The team doesn’t have a magician, so she would fill a niche there. She joining Titans actually makes sense, so that’s why it’s not going to happen at all.

Chances of joining Titans: 20%

5. The Ray: Already a member of the Freedom Fighters, and I think nobody really cares much about him these days. Maybe McKeever really liked him in the 90s and wants to write him now. Maybe they picked names out of a hat, who knows?

Chances of joining Titans: I dunno!%

6. Shining Knight: Morrison character, which means only Morrison knows what to do with them. She’ll probably get one panel in the whole story and that’s it, like Bulleteer got in the Birds of Prey issue. It’s a shame nobody else knows how to write a female, cross-dressing, antediluvian, time traveling Arthurian knight and her sassy talking horse sidekick. What kind of world is this?

Chances of joining Titans: 0%

7. Klarion: Yeah, they were really pulling names out of a hat. Klarion is not a superhero; he is more an amoral adventurer who tends to get in trouble and then get out of trouble by going on murderous rampages on his merry way to the next adventure. Not Teen Titans material when you think about it. Of all the Morrison Seven Soldiers, Klarion was one of the most interesting but his nature makes him impossible to use in most DC books. He is not a villain, but you can’t use him as a superhero either. It’s a shame.

Chances of joining Titans: 0%

8. Speedy: She was sexually abused by her father, she was a teenage prostitute and she is infected with the HIV virus. Why would Teen Titans want her if her life can’t get worse? As a challenge? Are the Titans going to suck whatever happiness remains just to prove they can? Adding her would be interesting because she makes the other character’s petty and small problems so much smaller compared to her problems.

Kid Devil – “Waaaaaaah! Nobody loves me! Rose doesn’t want to get naked in front of me anymore!”

Speedy – “My dad raped me.”

Kid Devil – “WHO ASKED YOU?!?... showoff bitch”

Chances of joining Titans: 20%

9. Misfit: Poor, poor Misfit. Too peppy to join the Misery Squad. I don’t see it happening, she doesn’t fit. Besides, she already has stuff to do with the Birds of Prey.

Chances of joining Titans: 10%

Thoughts? Wagers?
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Sep. 4th, 2008 @ 04:12 pm Marvin and Wendy had backstories?
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Not the ones who recently got eaten to death by their dog in Teen Titans, and they deserved it for stealing Rex the Wonder Dog's name. No, no, no, I am talking about the Marvin and Wendy from Super Friends. I found a link to THIS in the Newsarama blog.

by E. Nelson Bridwell

Obviously, these kids are being trained for careers in law enforcement by the Super Friends. The Hall of Justice is their training academy. But since it would hardly have been built for only two young people, it stands to reason that the super-doers plan to train others some time in the future. Wendy and Marvin are a kind of pilot program.

But why these two kids particularly? That is a good question, and I have done quite a bit of thinking on the subject.
The first scripts sent to us made Wendy Bruce Wayne's niece -- and, absurdly, had her openly referring to the Caped Crime-fighter as "Uncle Bruce," while he introduced her to people who were not supposed to know The Batman's identity as "my niece."

At the time, Bruce was believed to have been an only child, though later it was revealed that he had a brother. However, due to brain damage, this sibling had been institutionalized since infancy and so could not be Wendy's father. He is now dead.

Well, if it turns out Doctor Hurst in Batman RIP is really Thomas Wayne... well, Wendy was evil crazy too and it's a good thing she got eaten by her stupid mutant dog! Good riddance! But they can say she is the grandaughter of Aunt Harriet, which means Bruce Wayne has or had a cousin. I call my mom's cousins uncles.

It would be fun if she were Thomas' daughter, though.

"Bwa ha ha! You are now at my mercy, dear brother! You will pay for all those years I spent in Arkham!"

RING RING!

"Oh, wait a second Bruce. I gotta pick this. Yes, who is it? Oh, hi, Pumpkin how is work? Your dog turned into a giant monster and ate Marvin? Dogs don't do that! Have you been stealing my military grade crystal meth again? Look, just lie down for a while and it will wear off. Okay? Okay. Daddy loves you, bye bye."

As far as the TV scripts go, Wendy has no last name (nor does Marvin). The kids are not related, but are only referred to as friends. I therefore set out to figure out their full names and origins.

Wendy Harris, I decided, was the young lady's full name. She is a niece, not of the Batman, but of a detective named Harvey Harris. This man gave young Bruce Wayne his first crack at real detecting when Bruce was in his teens. As you probably know, Bruce's parents were killed by a criminal when he was a small boy. He swore to devote his life to tracking down their killer and other hoodlums. Eventually, he was to avenge their deaths. By the time he reached his teen years, he was itching to get a crack at some genuine detective work. He made a fancy costume, similar to that which he later created for Robin, so Harris would not know his identity. Years later, when Harris dies, he left a sealed letter to be delivered to Bruce, revealing that he had indeed known who he was -- for Harris was certainly one of the all-time greats in the field.

Readers of DC mags may recall another Wendy Harris on the parallel world of Earth-Two, where the Justice Society members live. She is not married to Rex Tyler (The Hourman). Since many people on Earth-Two are older than their Earth-One doubles (Superman, Batman etc.), perhaps this is the Earth-Two version of our Wendy.

Marvin, I decided, is Marvin White--no relation to Perry White. His father is Daniel White, inventor, and his mother is the former Diana Prince.

Hold it, you say--isn't Diana Prince Wonder Woman?

Well, not quite.

When Wonder Woman first cam e to America, she had no secret identity. Then she met a young nurse who was her exact double. This was the real Diana Prince--a remarkable coincidence, since Wonder Woman is Princess Diana of Paradise Island. Miss Prince was sad because her fiancee, Dan, was going to South America, but hadn't enough money for her to go along. The Amazing Amazon had recently made some money doing her "bullets-and-bracelets" bit on stage, so she bought the other Diana's credentials. Since she was herself a trained nurse, with even more skill than her double, no harm was done by this imposture. Ever since then, Diana White has known Wonder Woman's secret, though she has told no one.

There can be no doubt Marvin was brought up to consider Wonder Woman the world's number one heroine. He even named his dog Wonder, in her honor. And thus, she would have a special interest in Marvin because of his mother. Just as the Batman would feel he was paying back Harvey Harris by helping his niece.

--Super Friends #1 (Nov. 1976)
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Jul. 23rd, 2008 @ 11:31 pm FANFIC - The Forbidden Martian Book of Forbidden Martian Things. - ROSE / M’GANN, shapeshifting.
Okay, here is the weird Martian Sex story I had promised. I wanted to write a really short one that could fit inside a comment… yeah, so much for that. At least this time I managed to get it under 2000 words! One day I’ll be able to write something small enough to fit a darn comment.

Anyway, someone wrote a story for this pairing and prompt already, but I was halfway through when I noticed, so screw it. Whoever asked for this pairing and prompt, it’s your lucky day cause you got two stories in a row!

Title: The Forbidden Martian Book of Forbidden Martian Things.
Fandom: DC comics, Teen Titans.
Rating: XXX for Alien sex.
Word Count: 1666.
Summary: Written for DCU Femlash Porn Battle with the prompt ‘Shapeshifting’.

“If you kill me, M’gann, I’ll come back as a vengeful ghost and burn down the Oreo factory.”  )
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Jul. 19th, 2008 @ 03:11 am DCU: CASSIE / ROSE; Too Far, Golden Lasso.
I wrote a fanfic for the DCU Femlash porn battle.

I took two prompts and made one story. I hope there is not a problem with that. The story got a bit too large. I think I suck at really, really short fiction. I just get carried away. Yes, it’s 3571 words, but it’s 3571 porny words about Cassie and Rose, and that has to count for something! I have no clue who wrote those prompts and that pairing, but whoever you are, enjoy.

This is the porniest thing I have ver written, which doesn't mean much because this is the first time I wrte any, but it's kinda dirty and it scares me that I wrote it.

Title: Crossing Rivers.
Fandom: DC Comics, Teen Titans.
Rating: XXX
Characters/Pairing: Cassie / Rose.
Word Count: 3571.
Summary: Written for the DCU Femlash porn battle.
DCU: CASSIE / ROSE; Too Far, Golden Lasso.


Her panties where black and had a little pirate skull in the front. With that and her eye-patch she looked like a cute pornographic pirate. )
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Jun. 26th, 2008 @ 05:33 pm Teen Titans of tomorrow TODAY!
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Sean McKeever has posted this image that I guess is going to be the new line up of the Teen Titans.

The most noticeable thing is the absence of Tim and Rose. Now, just because Tim and Rose aren’t in the picture doesn’t mean they are not going to be in Teen Titans, although it kind of look like that’s what’s going to happen. I am going to miss Rose more than Tim here, since her bitchiness actually brought some interesting team dynamics. Tim was just weird and cranky. Well, now that Tim is going to become a man, I guess he si going to start the Man Titans or something like that.

Let’s take a look at the guys in the picture.

Kid Devil: Ah, Kid Devil, you miserable loser. No, KD, pretending you are Nightcrawler from the X-Men won’t make them love you more or make Rose want to skinny dip in front of you again. They only keep you around to make them glad they are not you. I hope they start treating him better, because at this point in ten issues they are going to come back and find him hanging from the ceiling. Creepiest Teen Titans issue ever! At least not counting the ones with Terry Long.

Blue Beetle: Yaaaay! Jaime! That’s all I have to say about this.

Kid Eternity: Kid Eternity? I had almost forgotten Geoff Johns brought him back to life in Teen Titans years after he killed him in JSA. Kid Eternity was a character from Captain Marvel’s Earth back in pre-crisis and I think they were even supposed to be brothers or something like that. Anyway, all that was forgotten later. As the only person still around who read the Vertigo Kid Eternity mini by Grant Morrison and the on-going series that followed it, written by Ann Nocenti, I should care… but darn, not I even I give a darn, and I actually liked both Kid E books. I don’t remember much about either one, but I hope they bring back Kid Eternity’s Girlfriend, Miss Infinity… or was it Girl Infinity? Either way, Kid Eternity has the power to bring back to life dead people and make them do stuff. So, if you ever wanted to write Blue Beetle / Kid Devil / Abraham Lincoln slash, now it’s the time. I am just saying… you don’t have to.

Miss Martian: Either Miss Martian is finally accepting her whitey heritage or nobody bothered to color her green. Wait! Her torso is green! Is she wearing clothes all over her body except her torso? Is she experimenting with avant garde fashion? Did the artist run out of green? Most likely the last option. I hope someone finally fleshes out Miss Martian, because she has been around for a while and we know so little about her. Sean McKeever has actually started to give her an origin, pretty much the one I expected her to have, and I hope she gets more down the road.

Wondergirl: Well, now that Tim is not around Cassie might actually recover her somewhat dubious leadership skills, and hopefully also a life outside of the boy she was trying to get into her pants.

And now the mysterious shadow people!

Shadow 1: This shadow is so generic it might be ANYONE! Since it is shorter than Wondergirl some people have speculated it might be Damian. Might be, but then again it might be anyone! It might be Wally’s son, Jai. Also, I don’t think they are drawn to scale all that much, so it might not be a younger or shorter person necessarily.

Shadow 2: Now this shadow has a cape… I think. So it’s either Supergirl or Mary Marvel?

I don’t know what to think. Usually when the classic well liked characters start getting replaced by guys nobody has heard about, you can pretty much start counting down to the cancellation of the comic. Removing Rose, if she has been removed, it’s a big mistake because she moved characterization forward through sheer bitchiness, and frankly nothing else seems to move the Titans these days.
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Jan. 31st, 2008 @ 08:52 pm Teen Titans 55.
I am not entirely sure I should write this here, but there is a reason I haven't been writing anything in here. A few days ago I started feeling really depressed and even had some anxiety attacks. This had never happened to me, I just felt weird. I am being serious here by the way, I am going to stop pretending I fight crime with shampoo arrows in the DCU for a minute here. I didn't know what was going on with me. It's not like I got new problems, just the usual ones. I think it was the flu medication I was taking. I stopped taking it and I have started feeling more normal.

Right now things got back to normal, and I hope it was just the medication. But things got really scary back there. I was to depressed to read, write, watch or do anything. I was too depressed to try escapism.

So let's talk about Teen Titans 55 which I finally read!



HA HA! I told you you were going to crawl back to me! TOLD YOU!

You are going to call me, I know, and you are going to cry and say "Boooh... you are my best friend, I don't know why I left you and never returned your calls... waaaaaah!"

And I'm just going to say "Oh, OK. Wanna go to the mall or something?" Because I am not petty.

There is something I don't understand here, though. Supergirl left because Wondergirl kicked her out of the team. Can Cassie do that? Really? Is she the leader or something? I have been reading this book for a while, and the goshdarn couch in the living room is closer to being the leader of the Titans than Cassie. Yeah, that part made no sense.



Oooh... Eddie can't compete with Jaime. Rose no longer wants to swim naked in front of Eddie.

Let's be honest here: Eddie just can't compete with Jaime. Rose is cruel, and slutty, but she is frankly moving up there. Jaime is a big step up from Eddie. Jaime is funnier, doesn't look like a Halloween costume, whines a lot less and wants to be a dentist. That guy has a plan.

And, besides, what the hell can you do with Eddie? Where can you take him where he doesn't look out of place? A Gwar concert and that's it! And I don't like Gwar. Screw you, Eddie.



Ah, I see they forgot to put the "H" in Cassie's AIDS warning shirt again.

Well, this scene certainly didn't go where I thought it was gonna go when I started reading it. I thought Robin was boldly going to go where Superboy had been before. No dice. And then they broke up.

This issue felt more like McKeever was cleaning the house before writing what he actually wants to write than anything else. These issues usually feel artificial, and this one does too. Okay, for some reason Cassie and Supergirl are no longer BFF. Maybe McKeever didn't want Supergirl in the team, but I think that hurts Supergirl's own title, because she really doesn't have much cast members. And Tim and Cassie broke up. I guess they needed to clear the way for Spoiler/Violet who may or may not be coming back. Also, I think Tim had a girlfriend in his own title. What the heck is up with that? MANWHORE!

I have no clue what's Blue Beetle's status with the Titan's now. He is not part of the team, but he can stay around? Possibly just to watch Rose skinny dipping, but OK, whatever floats his boat.
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Arrowette
Aug. 3rd, 2007 @ 08:35 pm Hey, Kid Devil!
Current Mood: amused
Hey, Kid Devil, can we see your porn face? )
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