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Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 06:46 pm These quiz things keep getting weirder and weirder




I'm Jo, which ambiguous dyke are you? Quiz by Turi.
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WTF
Feb. 23rd, 2009 @ 07:28 pm (no subject)


Using: http://obamiconme.pastemagazine.com/







The stupid colors are hard to get right.
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Ponder
Feb. 4th, 2009 @ 08:37 am (no subject)
My Erotic Personality is The Bottom. Take the Erotic Personality Quiz on SageVivant.com and discover yours!I took Sage Vivant's Erotic Personality Quiz and discovered I'm a Bottom!
What is your Erotic Personality? Find out now.


















I'll have to agree to disagree with Mr. unscientific made up internet quiz here.
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Angry
Jan. 24th, 2009 @ 03:05 am Meme thing!
Blame Gail Simone and [info]museofspeed for this meme thing.

Superhero puberty in eight words or less: Tampon-arrow? I'm not sticking that there, mom!

Six words or less, Any superhero's post-coital statement without cursing: "... that was great. Now go to sleep, tomorrow is a school night. Want the nightlight on?" -- Deathstroke. Yes, so wrong, so wrong... I know, I know.

A complete story in one Twitter post, featuring comic characters, without the use of the letter 'e': Iron-Man and Orphan fight without pants for Doop's brain! (I so miss Milligan's X-Statix)
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I win!
Nov. 21st, 2008 @ 10:30 am Colorgenics! It almost looks like science.
Get your own insulting results with a wacky test based on dubious almost science today!


Name: Cissie
Date: 11/21/2008
Colorgenics Number: 73521460

Is it that you are working - or even playing - too hard? Because it would seem that you are experiencing a great deal of pent-up emotion at this time which could possibly take effect and lead to irrational behaviour.

You are working extremely hard trying to improve your image in the eyes of others. You are looking for acknowledgement from your peers and those who come into your sphere of influence. You want to be liked, not for what people think of you but for what you really are.

You are a very choosy person - demanding and exacting in your emotional demands and very particular in your choice of partner. You are self-sufficient and as a result of this overbearing nature you find it difficult to establish any depth of deep physical or mental involvement with members of the opposite sex.

As of late, you have been experiencing untold stress and this is a result of continuous frustration. You haven't been taking care of all your physical needs and it's beginning to show. It would seem that you have a need to find someone to whom you can really relate - someone perhaps whose standards are as high as your own. You want to be different - to be individualistic - to stand out from the common herd. Your inherent control of your sensual instincts is restricting your ability to give yourself to open up freely but this being on your own, being lonely, often makes you feel the need to give up some of your strict standards to surrender to the general flow - to be like everyone else; a part of the herd. Deep down you regard such instincts as weaknesses to be overcome. You would like to be loved or admired for yourself alone. You demand recognition and tender loving care.

There is that inherent fear that you may be prevented from attaining the better things in life - those things that you consider essential to your well-being. So you are prepared to try everything to prove to yourself that whatever you do or try will go wrong. This destructive attitude could come under the heading of 'a self fulfilling prophesy'. This belittling yourself is your method of disguising how hopeless and what a waste of time you feel that everything is. So now turn it about. As you 'think', so you are... So 'imagine' yourself successful. 'Pretend', 'act it out' and you may be pleasantly surprised at the outcome.

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Yeah, well... you suck too, stupid test!
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Angry
Oct. 23rd, 2008 @ 03:44 pm The Terrible Crossover Idea Generator.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Rugrats and Full House.
The story should use rape as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator


I really, really, really, really don't want to write that, but it would surely involve uncle Joey... he was the creepiest uncle ever.

"Hey there, Steph," said uncle Joey. "Who is your new friend."

"This is my friend Angelica. Hey, uncle, do your Popeye impression!"

"Hyuk! Hyuk! Hyuk! Well blow job me down!" said uncle Joey as he removed his pants...
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Arrowette
Oct. 14th, 2008 @ 05:04 pm (no subject)


You Are 45% British



You're about as British as a half hearted Anglophile... in other words, a piss poor Brit.

If you are indeed from Britain, you probably consider yourself a European more than anything else.



If you're trying to pass for a Brit, you're going to have to try a little harder.

Go to a football match. Drink until you puke. And head in to work the next morning totally hungover.



My Anglophilia is limited to britpop and the occasional Newcastle ale.
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Ponder
Jun. 17th, 2008 @ 09:25 pm Just so you know...

NerdTests.com says I'm a Cool High Nerd.  What are you?  Click here!
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I win!
May. 27th, 2008 @ 11:14 am Meme quiz.
I got tagged by [info]shidoikarji26

People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.

But I won’t tag anybody, so only answer if you feel like it.

1. If your boyfriend/girlfriend cheated on you, what will your reaction be?

Yell nasty curse words and walk away. If it has been a long relationship, I might consider forgiving and trying to work things out, but most likely not. Most certainly not, actually.

2. What will you do if you do not share the same feelings as the person who likes you?

If I find that person masturbating in the bushes near the window, I call the cops.

3. What is your favorite movie and why?

Terry Gilliam’s Brazil. Why? It would take me too long to explain.

4. Are you confused as to what lies ahead of you?

Yes.

5. What's your ideal boyfriend/girlfriend like?

Cuddly. Understanding. Anything else and I might just start revealing my fetishes and perversions.

6. What's your favourite band/music artist? Is there anything about them that makes them truly special to you?

I don’t think I have one.

7. If the person you like does not accept you, would you continue to wait for them to change their feelings?

No, that would be kinda sad to do.

8. What is your favorite comedy sketch?

Can’t remember any right now.

9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy recently?

Yes, but none of your business, quiz thing.

10. How do you want to live your life?

Awesomely.

11. Relate a quote from a book to yourself/life/situation right now.

I don’t know, but it will probably be something witty and depressing from Kurt Vonnegut.

12. What is your favorite phrase or quote?

“The bureaucracy expands to satisfy the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.”

It’s probably the wittiest thing I have read.

13. Who is currently the most important person to you?

This will sound sad, but I don’t have one right now.

14. What is the most predominant color around you?

Some ugly grey.

15. Would you rather be single and rich or married and poor?

Single and rich and work my way from there towards marriage.

16. What kind of sounds are the most annoying?

Scratching blackboards.

17. Would you give your all in a relationship?

Yes.

18. Do you ever wonder if the way you see things visually aren't how other people see them?

Yes.

19. What type of friends do you like?

People with at least some common hobbies or interests, otherwise I have a problem even talking to them. Also I prefer sincere people.

20. What words do you like the sound of?

Cellar.
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Arrowette
May. 22nd, 2008 @ 05:38 pm The nuns at my school were right!
Current Mood: devious


You are The Devil


Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession


The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.


Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.


What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

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WTF
Mar. 2nd, 2008 @ 03:13 pm CD Cover meme
As you may have noticed, I don't post all that regularly lately. The thing is I have been very busy, and it looks like it will stay that way at least for one more week. Chances are I won't be able to post at all, or if I do it will be silly, short things like this post here.

So, without further ado, the CD cover meme.

1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first article title on the page is the name of your band.

2. www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.

3. www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/
The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

You can re-roll if you don't like what you get, I am not a purist.

And this is my album cover:



Trying to bring back Grunge music... what were we thinking! :(
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Arrowette
Dec. 18th, 2007 @ 05:51 pm (no subject)
Dear Santa,

First of all, I want to apologize for not being able to save your life that Christmas when your sled exploded. We (as in Young Justice) really tried to save you. But you must also admit some responsibility; I think you were drunk driving. Robin says that you are sort of immortal and that you will come back to life, kinda like Jason in Friday the 13th who always gets stabbed, blown up or whatever, and then when you think he is dead the camera closes up on his face and he opens and eye and CHIN CHIN CHIN CHIN that songs starts playing. Yeah, you know what I am talking about. But, like, what I was saying is sorry for not preventing your spontaneous combustion.

Now, I have been a good girl all year; I have been fighting crime around the neighborhood, I have been trying to start a multiversal team to fight with Monarch, and I have been wearing underwear every day so if you got a letter from that lying whore telling you otherwise, just ignore it.

And here is the stuff I want:

I want a dog. I want an Arrow-dog. It doesn’t actually have to shoot arrows, but it must look nice with a mask and a cape.

I need some underwear. I have been finding my underwear all around the house cut into shreds. I bet it’s Cassie! She is crazy, and she trying to doom into a cold life without underwear, and it gets drafty around here!

An Arrow-Computer. I don’t want a computer that shoots arrows, cause that’s stupid. I want something like the batcomputer but that can play Unreal Tournament II.

That’s it! And again, sorry you died a horrible flamy death.


Yes, this is from a meme by teh_no.
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Arrowette
Dec. 4th, 2007 @ 11:56 pm Kinda makes sense I guess.
You Are Fozzie Bear

"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming.
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Arrowette
Nov. 21st, 2007 @ 03:50 pm How Misanthropic Are You?
You Are 53% Misanthropic

You're somewhat misanthropic, but you're not willing to write off the human race (yet!).
There's a few people you like, and even them you like at a distance.


YIKES! But I don't really mean it. :(
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Frustrated
Oct. 23rd, 2007 @ 04:25 pm Another dumb meme
These are the top 106 books most often marked as "unread" by LibraryThing's users. As usual, bold what you have read, italicise what you started but couldn't finish, and strike through what you couldn't stand. Add an asterisk to those you've read more than once. Underline those on your to-read list.



Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell
Anna Karenina
Crime and Punishment
Catch-22
One Hundred Years of Solitude
Wuthering Heights
The Silmarillion - Ugh, I don't like middle Earth enough to learn the story behind every freaking rock, you know?
Life of Pi: a novel
The Name of the Rose - Yay, Eco!
Don Quixote
Moby Dick
Ulysses
Madame Bovary
The Odyssey - Well, I saw Ulysses XXXI, and that has to count!
Pride and Prejudice
Jane Eyre - Well, I read The Eyre Affair, and it's almost like it counts!
A Tale of Two Cities
The Brothers Karamazov
Guns, Germs, and Steel: the Fates of Human Societies.
War and Peace
Vanity Fair
The Time Traveler's Wife
The Iliad
Emma
The Blind Assassin
The Kite Runner
Mrs. Dalloway
Great Expectations
American Gods - Yay, Gaiman!
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
Atlas Shrugged
Reading Lolita in Tehran: a memoir in books
Memoirs of a Geisha
Middlesex
Quicksilver - I prefer The Flash... yeah, I know.
Wicked: the life and times of the wicked witch of the West
The Canterbury Tales
The Historian: a novel
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
Love in the Time of Cholera
Brave New World
The Fountainhead
Foucault's Pendulum
Middlemarch
Frankenstein
The Count of Monte Cristo
Dracula
A Clockwork Orange
Anansi Boys - Bah! This one was Gaiman on autopilot. I still finished it, though.
The Once and Future King
The Grapes of Wrath
The Poisonwood Bible: a novel
1984
Angels & Demons
The Inferno
The Satanic Verses
Sense and Sensibility
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Mansfield Park
One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest - Love the movie more than it's probably healthy.
To the Lighthouse
Tess of the D'Urbervilles
Oliver Twist
Gulliver's Travels
Les Misérables
The Corrections
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time
Dune
The Prince
The Sound and the Fury
Angela's Ashes: a memoir
The God of Small Things
A People's History of the United States: 1492-present
Cryptonomicon
Neverwhere - Better than the Nancy Boys crap!
A Confederacy of Dunces
A Short History of Nearly Everything
Dubliners
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
Beloved
Slaughterhouse-five
The Scarlet Letter
Eats, Shoots & Leaves
The Mists of Avalon
Oryx and Crake: a novel
Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
Cloud Atlas
The Confusion
Lolita - It is literally in my 'To Read' pile, right between Collected Kafka short stories and Shadows over Baker Street.
Persuasion
Northanger Abbey
The Catcher in the Rye
On the Road
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Freakonomics: a Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance: an Inquiry into Values
The Aeneid
Watership Down
Gravity's Rainbow
The Hobbit
In Cold Blood: A True Account of a Multiple Murder and Its Consequences
White Teeth
Treasure Island
David Copperfield
The Three Musketeers

Huh... now that I think about it, I don't think I have ever reread a book. Always prefer to go for new stuff, I guess.
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Ponder
Sep. 13th, 2007 @ 09:33 pm Career Meme
Current Mood: bored
Obligatory Rules
1. Go to http://www.careercruising.com/.
2. Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the results.

1. Interior Designer

Finally a job where I can use the word Terracota as much as I like!

2. Animator

I can't draw worth a crap. But maybe I can be like Herbert West, the RE-ANIMATOR! I am going to make me some zombies!

3. Computer Animator

Well, at least I can use a computer, so with this one I got half the whole thing right.

4. Artist

I'll be the artist formerly known as Cissie King. From now on you shall only address me as "&"

5. Graphic Designer

Baby, I still can't draw. I know you mean well, but stick figures can't take me too far.

6. Exhibit Designer

People get paid for this? don't they just put the stuff on pedestals and leave them there?

7. Vending Machine Servicer

I hope not one of those Japanese machines that sell used panties for perverts.

8. Medical Illustrator

Today I shall draw Gonorrhea! Still can't draw. I once drew a mean penis in a bathroom once, so I think I got this job nailed.

9. Website Designer

Pink background and yellow letters! Pink background and yellow letters! I'll drive the world blind!

10. Industrial Designer

I think I'll just take an invention that already exists and put a clock on it. Like a clock... with... a... like a... like another clock on it. so like you can see the time from... like both sides. Works? Ok, I'll keep working on that.
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