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Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 01:48 pm Legend of the Seeker fic: Break with Sweetness (Cara/Trianna/Denna)
Hey kids, here's a fun activity! Read this porn and try to guess how much of it isn't canon!

Title: Break with Sweetness
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,321
Characters/Pairings: Cara/Trianna/Denna
Spoilers: Takes place during 2x01 – Marked.
Summary: Denna wants to rejoin the Mord’Sith. Cara and Trianna welcome her home.

I think we may finally have found a use for that tongue of yours, Trianna. )
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Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 12:46 pm Have a good one.
Current Mood: pensive
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[info]twfarlan
Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 10:04 am HAPPY()SAD

I’m not sure how the universe has withstood Rich Stevens (DIESEL SWEETIES) and Ariana Osborne (SHIVERING SANDS, this site, designing various things of mine at Avatar) teaming up to produce a t-shirt, of all things… but this is the result.

Available to order now, ships in 1 - 2 weeks.

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Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 09:52 am Simon Reynolds’ NOTES ON THE NOUGHTIES: Beard Rock

Simon Reynolds is one of my favourite writers. It’s funny, really: I agree with what he writes maybe half the time, at best, but he says it so fucking well, and in such a way that I always have to think about the subject again.

He’s now doing notes on the decade at the Guardian, beginning with a piece on "beard rock." I was, I admit, hoping for a clue as to why I find Will Oldham so inexplicably creepy, but, you know, it’s a fun piece anyway:

…beardedness is tantamount to a visual rhetoric, almost a form of authentication, as though the band are wearing their music on their faces…

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Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 09:34 am SHIVERING SANDS: One Week On

So, one week later. Copies of SHIVERING SANDS are now starting to arrive with people — I found this on Kat Foisy’s blog this morning:

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(If you want to send me a photo of you posing with SHIVERING SANDS? Email it to my dump address at warrenellis [at] gmail dot com, along with your website address or twitter ID or whatever, and I’ll run it and your link here)

A week since launch of the book. We’ve sold, I believe, a little over four hundred copies. Given that the production of the book involved 1) me culling from seven years of jabbering and sticking it all into a couple of RTF files 2) Ariana flowing all that into a single file and spending a couple months’ worth of spare moments fiddling with it 3) Ariana uploading the thing, ordering a proof and spending an hour checking it over… we were well into any definition of profit by the end of day one.

It is, of course, the long game that pays off. It’s interesting to look at the first week, but it’s not defining.

A persistent criticism of my interest in POD has been that only writers at my level of cultural awareness can make any kind of success out of it. And some of them will now be saying, well, even Warren Ellis can only move 400 copies in the first week of a POD project. But, for one thing, it is about the long game. For everybody. The book doesn’t go away. And, for another, if I’m not aware enough of you to order that POD project — whose fault is that, really? Because, I’ve got to tell you, I wasn’t born with a book deal in one hand and an exclusive comics contract wrapped around my other flipper. Hell, when I was starting out, there wasn’t even an internet.

SHIVERING SANDS is published through Lulu.

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Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 08:12 am Rememberance day
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Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 07:56 am Fic: [Sailor Moon] Shattered Ice: Super Sailor Mercury
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Nov. 10th, 2009 @ 11:55 pm Party Time
Superfreak - Rick James


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75qXUfp4wtw

Because embedding isn't enabled!!!






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Nov. 10th, 2009 @ 11:29 pm (no subject)
Haters Wish - Rich Boy

-Link goes to torrent of Slowing Down Your Trunk


Today, November 10, 2009, a man called in the barest of Pidjdin (?) English to inquire about a paint sprayer, while a deaf man sold me a mandolin, the printer ran out of ink, somebody tried to buy comic books, some other guy delivered three cases of soda, and I made a phone call to Chris pleading for help.


I've never had so much fun in my life working.



NOT CHOPPED





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Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 02:03 am The Twittering

  • 14:36 FYI: The Netflix instant streaming for PS3 works like a champ. Now have more movies and TV than I could ever possibly watch. A good thing? #

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Nov. 10th, 2009 @ 11:01 pm My Daily Tweets
As always, here are my daily tweets to nourish your vast hunger for all that I do each and every day just for you.

  • 13:08 I'm hungry and I need to change the oil in my car. Those two are not related, but I intend to solve both problems today. #
  • 13:10 @WildStorm this is a mystery you've created for us Scott, don't leave us hanging! Was it Joel? perhaps Ben! we must know who eats chinese! #
  • 13:22 Bleeding Cool shows stats saying 1 in 10 read comics: bit.ly/2nSnnC #
  • 16:23 My car loves me today and I'm now going to work on a new script. #
  • 16:24 @emersonryan kick ass lookin! #
  • 20:36 @jteamjason WRONG! The meaning is to be legendary! #
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Nov. 10th, 2009 @ 09:18 pm (no subject)
Current Music: Robin Thicke - Sex Therapy | Powered by Last.fm
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Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 02:27 pm Is Bootlegging Theft? Discussion in re semi-legal culture of mash-ups
2000word post on copyright for a class - warning: contains traces of academia. also some cool videos and lots of rambling. )
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[info]maggiebloome
Nov. 10th, 2009 @ 10:11 pm But....but....Oh hell, I'll just go with it. Clash of the Titans, people! Get Ready to Rumble!
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I feel like something inside me just died. And yet...ooh! Exciting! Apparently all you have to do to get me to like a trailer is to use a power metal soundtrack and include a lot of growling and quick cuts of slashes and grimacing faces. Whee!


(I don't get it. They look pretty color-coordinated to me...)
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Nov. 10th, 2009 @ 07:50 pm Coffee and Concent
From Until Someone Wakes Up, a play written by Hamline University professor Carolyn Levy and a group of Macalester College students:

Waiter: Would you like some coffee?
Woman: Yes, please.
Waiter: Just say when. (Starts to pour.)
Woman: There. (He keeps pouring.) That's fine. (He pours.) Stop! (She grabs the pot; there is coffee everywhere.)
Waiter: Yes, ma'am.
Woman: Well, why didn't you stop pouring?
Waiter: Oh, I wasn't sure you meant it.
Woman: Look, of course I meant it! I have coffee all over my lap! You nearly burned me!
Waiter: Forgive me, ma'am, but you certainly looked thirsty. I thought you wanted more.
Woman: But -
Waiter: And you must admit, you did let me start to pour.


From: http://impersonated.blogspot.com/2009/11/coffee-and-consent.html

Can't think of anything that I could add to this right now.
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Nov. 10th, 2009 @ 05:38 pm CBR thoughts, various
http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=9960470&postcount=72
Diana right now seems to be acting like a support cast from herself. She lacks details, it seems the plot gives her the "quirks" needed for that moment. She isn't even be an active voice on her own life. Right now she looks more like a pawn and acts like a chess piece in a game done by the gods... right now the main characters and players on WW life are the gods. She is just an agent which is pushed to a side to another

This. This is the problem with being so enamored of "Tales of the Gods" that you treat Wonder Woman as just a vehicle to do "Tales of the Gods."

Something similar can happen if someone is more interested in the Amazons as a concept than in Di herself.

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http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=9960895&postcount=75
A TPB consisting of six issues worth of story can be composed of six stand-alone issues, two 3-issue stories, a 3-issue story plus a single plus a 2-issue one, or three 2-issue stories. Perhaps readers would think they'd be getting an even better value if they got more than one story in their TPB.

But that's crazy talk!

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Wonder of Wonders - 10/19 - War and Peace: Gifted
As her strength fluctuated, so did her resistance to bodily harm. She went from needing her famous "Bracelets of the Aegis" to deflect bullets, death rays and other projectiles, to being able to survive nuclear explosions, molten lava, the depths of the ocean, and the vacuum of outer space.

Am I the only person who sees no contradiction here? I think there have been two nuclear explosions of note; one she survived because of Donna Milton's secret powers, & the other is probably a case of a writer underestimating the threat of a nuclear blast in general. Molten lava is mainly dangerous from heat, & there is some implication that Di is fire-resistant (arguably part of "sisterhood with fire"). Withstanding the pressure of the ocean depths may be a specific divine gift invoked ad hoc by prayer. (Didn't WML deal with it that way?) And for someone pressure-resistant, hard vacuum (given an air supply) isn't all that rough. Human bodies don't actually pop in vacuum, probably because we're more liquid than gas--& solid on the outside. (And if she's also fire-resistant & temperature-resistant, the effects of solar radiation on her lit side might be endurable.)

So we have the long-standing idea (from Marston! It's in the Prime Minister Blizzard story, as I recall) that our bathing-suit-clad protagonist is resistant to extremes of temperature, due to some special discipline, or "mind over matter." And constant pressure, under the sea, can perhaps be dealt with similarly. None of this means she's invulnerable to acute applied force, as from a bullet or fist.

Are there irregularities? Sure. Am I going to conclude that a character not designed to be invulnerable really is invulnerable because of some writers' mistakes? Not in this case; why should I?

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http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=9577961&postcount=3
Superman's a protector, Batman's an avenger, but Wonder Woman's an example of how anyone can stand up for themselves. Her underlying message is, "You can be like me, you can do it yourself." --Kurt Busiek

You know who he just described there? His Astro City character that's a very rough Wondy analog. And you know what, we need more characters that are almost Wondy analogs, so that we can better explore the different ideas that keep getting attached to Wondy.
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Nov. 10th, 2009 @ 05:34 pm (no subject)
A. So I didn't really write for the last four days. Oh, some crappy snippets of dialogue, but nothing that counts. Criticism/meta does not count, of course. Bad bad.

B. How do I cross-post between LJ & Dreamwidth other than cut-paste? Is there a program?
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Nov. 10th, 2009 @ 03:03 pm That's my daughter...
So the high school did a production of "The Wizard of Oz", and Darling Daughter was chosen as part of the mini-orchestra. Have flute, will travel, so to speak. The final performance was Saturday night, and come hell or high water I was going to be there. Red was down for the count with the Cough From Hell, though, so this was a solo act.

So it's about fifteen minutes before showtime, and I notice that Daughter is fooling around on the piano. Doing a credible job, too, given that she just started taking lessons in September. But there's something oddly familiar about the tune she's playing, and suddenly I realize where I've heard it:

It was "Ailes Grises" from Haibane Renmei.

Now I would hazard a guess that out of that considerable crowd in the theater, there would be maybe...one person who would recognize that tune. And I knew that she was doing it solely for me.

And you wonder why I think the sun rises and sets on her...
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Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 08:04 am Huge update
Current Location: Australia, New South Wales
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Thanks for advice etc peeps!

The more time I spend away from him, the more I am convinced I am doing the right thing...i think I have been swept up in it all a bit (it HAS been ten years), but looking at the situation, I just don't really want a boyfriend right now. I wish I didn't have to have put lee through all this before I figured that out, but I guess life isn't always easy or painless, eh...at least I have been honest about it, sometimes that's all you can hope for I suppose..

In other less soap opera news, I have been working on my Power Corps comic more...I have 4 pages fully finished now! Yay!! I have come to the conclusion that I need a lightbox though...I can't imagine it would be too expensive to make one, I just need a wooden frame, a piece of perspex/glass and a light, I'm sure even my limited handiman skills could manage that much. I can't remember if my ex has one or not, I might ask him about it..

The other sad news du jour is that my friend wes broke my iPhone on Halloween night *sniff* it has a rank web of cracks across half the screen and keeps getting worse...apple want $249 to fix it, and cheerily advised me that I could then get my insurance to cover it...but I have to pay $125 to get it on insurance anyway, so I might as well just let them handle it. Wes said he would make it up to me and everyone seems to think I should make him pay for it, but it's not like he did it deliberately and it kind of feels a bit scummy making a friend fork out that much just for my phone.

Finally, I had the day off work yesterday with some weird gastro thing...I am still feeling a bit blehh but the joy of being a temp is no sick pay. Blahh.

That was a bit Herculean, good on y'all if you got this far...have a cookie! :D

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Nov. 10th, 2009 @ 01:39 pm Smallville 9x05 - Roulette
My God, the entire previouslies are Ollie throwing a pity party for one.

Then they do it again, set to music! I guess life sure is tough when you're a handsome, white, male, straight (well...) millionaire who can have any woman he wants and moonlights as a beloved superhero, who leads a team of superheroes. Just imagine the angsty music they'd be playing if he wasn't also completely healthy.

Roulette shows up and does that thing with the three cups, only she doesn’t show him what’s under what beforehand or try to switch them around, so pointless. He picks one and finds a pill, which he assumes is a recreational narcotic. Actually, Ollie, that’s her dog’s heartworm medication.

Ollie takes it. Outside, he gets all blurry and collapses. I think she drugged his drug!

Blah blah The Game rip-off yadda yadda Lois figures out that Ollie tried to commit suicide and gets pissy with Clark for not telling her. Yeah, respecting people’s privacy, what an asshole (although admittedly, watching someone attempt suicide and then deciding to just go about your day is hardly Superman’s finest moment. Smallville: The show that offers a variety of assholishness in your favorite characters)! C’mon, Lois, you and someone with suicidal tendencies? You must know THAT’S not a good mix.

Blah blah really out-of-nowhere Anti-Life Equation shout-out (don’t go there, show. Please? What did Jack Kirby ever do to you, nothing!) blah blah Lois gets a random tip-off which leads her to Ollie’s car, which Roulette is driving. Way to keep under the radar, elite rip-off artists. This leads to a catfight, as every scene involving Lois and a woman must. Lois, there are better ways to handle your bicuriosity. Maybe you should just pick a woman to sleep with and carry a taser for the rest?

Blah blah STOP MAKING FUCKING GAMBLING PUNS blah blah… Roulette has a gun to an unarmed Ollie and still fails to kill him. Like, she pulls the trigger and everything, he just ducks behind a table and instead of walking around the table, she shoots it until she’s empty! Apparently, Ollie does have a superpower: Picking insanely incompetent villains.

And the shock ending is that… Roulette is doing it all to get Ollie to be a hero again. And she has an elaborate mechanized mirror system to dramatize that simple metaphor. That money could’ve fed starving orphans, Roulette.

Also, Roulette is a villain so incompetent she actually literally helps the heroes? Impressive, Smallville.

You'd think Ollie would catch onto this fiendish plot sooner, like around the time she had a gun on him and he was literally able to dodge bullets, but, well, Ollie.

Now, at first, you may say “Wait, Roulette’s plan really did nothing to force Ollie to reevaluate his life at all, it was all just narrative contrivance.” To that I say, ha! Roulette got Ollie on-screen for most of the episode, and no fallen character can get a spotlight episode without redeeming themselves.

Actually, it was Chloe who hired Roulette, and naturally Ollie is thrilled that a psychotic villain now knows all about his secret identity and that time he committed murder. Chloe says she did it to get him back to normal, but you know it’s just payback for that time he blackmailed her for that guy she killed. Back to the passive-aggressiveness, Chloe? I miss the days when you could just sic your monster boyfriend on people. They chat about how Clark had nothing to do with the Roulette deal because he’s so sweetness and light, and I’m glad the main character of the show turned out to be completely irrelevant to the plot. Yes, that’s right, all Superman did this episode was watch movies with Lois.

Lois shows up to have a talk with Ollie about the suicide thing, giving us a chance for, you guessed it, more self-pity! She also calls Roulette (who is played by an Asian actress) a “dragon lady.” Charming. Hey, did you hear Chloe’s dating a black guy? What a mandingo!

So, now that Ollie’s back on the straight and narrow, Lois celebrates by playing beer pong with him. Yeah, remember all that time he was abusing drugs and alcohol? Let’s celebrate an end to that time with some drinking games!

Then Ollie gets some posing done in costume. Say, do you need good eyesight to shoot arrows? Because I can’t imagine wearing sunglasses at night helps with that.

I will give credit where credit is due and say that Ollie takes a shot at Clark's Matrix trenchcoat. Clark, OLIVER QUEEN just said you look like a jackass. What else can it take?
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