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Sep. 13th, 2007 @ 09:33 pm Career Meme
Current Mood: boredbored
Obligatory Rules
1. Go to http://www.careercruising.com/.
2. Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the results.

1. Interior Designer

Finally a job where I can use the word Terracota as much as I like!

2. Animator

I can't draw worth a crap. But maybe I can be like Herbert West, the RE-ANIMATOR! I am going to make me some zombies!

3. Computer Animator

Well, at least I can use a computer, so with this one I got half the whole thing right.

4. Artist

I'll be the artist formerly known as Cissie King. From now on you shall only address me as "&"

5. Graphic Designer

Baby, I still can't draw. I know you mean well, but stick figures can't take me too far.

6. Exhibit Designer

People get paid for this? don't they just put the stuff on pedestals and leave them there?

7. Vending Machine Servicer

I hope not one of those Japanese machines that sell used panties for perverts.

8. Medical Illustrator

Today I shall draw Gonorrhea! Still can't draw. I once drew a mean penis in a bathroom once, so I think I got this job nailed.

9. Website Designer

Pink background and yellow letters! Pink background and yellow letters! I'll drive the world blind!

10. Industrial Designer

I think I'll just take an invention that already exists and put a clock on it. Like a clock... with... a... like a... like another clock on it. so like you can see the time from... like both sides. Works? Ok, I'll keep working on that.
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Date:September 14th, 2007 02:59 am (UTC)
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At least number seven would prove you wear them.
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Date:September 14th, 2007 06:52 am (UTC)
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I'm stunned by this:

80 percent truthiness rating. Wow.
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Date:September 17th, 2007 06:57 am (UTC)
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I think it's a scam. Where is "Archery themed superhero"? WHERE IS IT?
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Date:September 17th, 2007 11:54 am (UTC)
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Where's DISHWASHER? Or GRAVEDIGGER? Fuckers in the unions trying keep me out my dream jobs.