1. Go to http://www.careercruising.com/.
2. Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the results.
1. Interior Designer
Finally a job where I can use the word Terracota as much as I like!
I can't draw worth a crap. But maybe I can be like Herbert West, the RE-ANIMATOR! I am going to make me some zombies!
3. Computer Animator
Well, at least I can use a computer, so with this one I got half the whole thing right.
I'll be the artist formerly known as Cissie King. From now on you shall only address me as "&"
5. Graphic Designer
Baby, I still can't draw. I know you mean well, but stick figures can't take me too far.
6. Exhibit Designer
People get paid for this? don't they just put the stuff on pedestals and leave them there?
7. Vending Machine Servicer
I hope not one of those Japanese machines that sell used panties for perverts.
8. Medical Illustrator
Today I shall draw Gonorrhea! Still can't draw. I once drew a mean penis in a bathroom once, so I think I got this job nailed.
9. Website Designer
Pink background and yellow letters! Pink background and yellow letters! I'll drive the world blind!
10. Industrial Designer
I think I'll just take an invention that already exists and put a clock on it. Like a clock... with... a... like a... like another clock on it. so like you can see the time from... like both sides. Works? Ok, I'll keep working on that.