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Oct. 31st, 2007 @ 11:53 pm I hate people who give Chick Tracts out to Trick or Treaters.
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I just came back from trick or treating with Traya. I know I am probably too old for trick or treating, but somebody has to take Traya and I already got a costume. Now, I know most superheroes would simply shake their heads at superheroes who wear their own costumes for Halloween, because it's possibly not the best idea if you want to keep a secret identity, but on the other hand everybody says "Wow! You really do look like Arrowette in that costume!" and I am all like "I KNOOOOOW!"

Of course, I get people who say "Nice Speedy costume!" and those bastards get a dose of the TP arrow all over their house. I tried the bag-of-burning-dog-poo-arrow I invented once and... ahh... let's just say that didn't work as planned. By the way, if the fire department asks you if you know anything about a crazy pyromaniac burning people's houses, YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING! Capisce?

But that's not what I wanted to talk about. What I want to talk about is the bastards who give Chick Tracts to kids. No, people, no! Kids don't need to "learn" that dinosaurs were still alive six thousand years ago (at least not outside of Dinosaur Island) or that the Jesuits killed JFK, Buddy Holly and Jesus. Really!

This guy, who looked relatively normal, gave us some candy and some short pamphlet things that looked like comics. So I thought "Cool, comics!" But when I got home I checked them out and... CRAP! CHICK TRACTS! And this one is specially creepy.



HOLY CRAP!

You gotta read the rest of this thing!
































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WTF
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From:damienroc
Date:November 1st, 2007 09:30 am (UTC)
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Awesome.
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From:midusunknown
Date:November 1st, 2007 11:25 am (UTC)
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I would not only die for darkseid, I'd help my friends, family, and enemies die for him as well! Praise be Darkseid!
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From:aulayan
Date:November 1st, 2007 02:40 pm (UTC)

But...this is wrong.

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Darkseid is benevolent. Remember, only he had the power, and the will, to make Secret human again. And give her ice cream. Truly he is a good deity and if we all worship him, we shall get our fondest wishes too.
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From:cissie_king
Date:November 2nd, 2007 04:19 am (UTC)

Re: But...this is wrong.

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It was punishment! All that ice cream gave her a big ass, and not even Atkins can help her!
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From:misfit_d_v
Date:November 1st, 2007 05:06 pm (UTC)
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I...kind of want to join up with Darkseid now.
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From:eric_hinkle
Date:November 1st, 2007 10:59 pm (UTC)
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Bah, Darkseid's a punk. He gets beaten up by everyone these days!

Besides, what with all the New Gods getting killed, he probably won't even be around for much longer.

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From:mesias_rocket
Date:November 2nd, 2007 12:55 am (UTC)
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Now this is a good reason of why I should watch you LJ...

And what about Galactus? You never know when a intercompany crossover could surprise us.
Though I know tha tmost of them are non-canon.
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From:prodigal
Date:November 2nd, 2007 02:59 am (UTC)
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They did a Darkseid/Galactus crossover a few years back, where the devourer of worlds chose to put Apokalys on his plate. Good times...
From:neonchameleon
Date:November 2nd, 2007 08:29 am (UTC)
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What was Cassie's reaction to seeing you back in costume?

And between Darksied and Jack Chick's god, I think Darkseid is the nicer of the two.
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From:lord_darkseid
Date:November 2nd, 2007 12:06 pm (UTC)
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A friend of mine referred me to this entry and I've gotta say I was cracking up big time after I got through reading it. Good stuff here.
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From:knastymike
Date:November 2nd, 2007 01:05 pm (UTC)
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I'm showing this to everyone I know.
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From:indrigirl
Date:November 2nd, 2007 10:50 pm (UTC)
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I love this userpic more than life itself. Do you mind if I gank it?
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From:thekamisama
Date:November 2nd, 2007 01:51 pm (UTC)
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My son got an Uncle Scrooge and Iron Man comic when he went Trick or Treating. No Kirby Tracts....:(
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From:patgund
Date:November 2nd, 2007 03:08 pm (UTC)
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Totally awesome. I linked it in my LJ
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From:made_of_paradox
Date:November 3rd, 2007 03:51 pm (UTC)
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I. Love. That. Icon.
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From:galamb_borong
Date:November 2nd, 2007 03:44 pm (UTC)
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A surprisingly user-friendly religion...
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From:thehefner
Date:November 2nd, 2007 04:41 pm (UTC)
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You are a DELIGHT.
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From:cosmicvillain
Date:November 2nd, 2007 05:20 pm (UTC)
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Awesome. Mad awesome.
From:ltms
Date:November 2nd, 2007 05:45 pm (UTC)
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Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
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From:buttler
Date:November 2nd, 2007 09:37 pm (UTC)
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That is freaking awesome.
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From:mordicai
Date:November 3rd, 2007 08:22 pm (UTC)
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solid gold.
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From:98hooker
Date:November 4th, 2007 01:25 am (UTC)

Jack Chick is crazy

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That cartoon is insane!!! Almost as insane as Jack Chick's original version. Did you know that there are a bunch of short films based on actual Chick Tracts? You can find alot of them (like 11) over at www.316now.com. I think you will get a kick out of the whole thing.
From:philippos42
Date:November 5th, 2007 02:43 am (UTC)
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This is brilliant disturbing. I didn't know the Crime Bible was tied to Darkseid.

Well done photoshop.
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From:cissie_king
Date:November 5th, 2007 05:54 am (UTC)
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Thanks for the kind words, everyone!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:November 6th, 2007 04:31 pm (UTC)
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This is genius. Seriously.
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From:cerebral_wasabi
Date:November 5th, 2007 09:26 am (UTC)
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Oh man! TOO FUNNY!
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From:filkerdave
Date:November 6th, 2007 03:55 pm (UTC)
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Here via my flist. This is brilliant.
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From:filkerdave
Date:November 6th, 2007 03:56 pm (UTC)
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Oh, and may I link this?
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From:kallisti
Date:November 6th, 2007 06:34 pm (UTC)
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Good one!

I think that people should do this more often...and better yet, have them printed, and hand them out to people who usually hand out these horrid things...another thing to do is pick up a bunch of them, and a bottle of white-out, and have a re-dialoging party...then hand them out!

ttyl
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From:crackpig
Date:November 6th, 2007 07:56 pm (UTC)
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bwa ha ha. Awesome.
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From:roadnotes
Date:November 6th, 2007 10:25 pm (UTC)
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This is beautiful!
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From:petemosq
Date:November 7th, 2007 03:11 am (UTC)
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I linked to this, because it was just too fuckin cool!
From:shidoikarji26
Date:November 8th, 2007 01:45 pm (UTC)
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This MAKE SENSE! I bow to Darkseid!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:January 4th, 2008 12:21 am (UTC)

I Bow to No Man -

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Or Cartoon.

Are you people nuts!?!?!?!