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Jul. 8th, 2009 @ 11:34 am Batgirl can't run for mayor! She is no told enough!
There is institution that specializes in running political campaigns. I'm not sure what they do exactly because half their webpage fails to load, but I think it's something like that.

Anyway, as an exercise (or joke?) their members are running mayor campaigns for fictional characters.

New Organizing Institute.

And here are the candidate pages:

www.cyborgformayor.com
www.youaresuperman.com
www.atomfordc.com
www.votegreenlantern.com
www.wonderwomanfordc.com
www.votespidey.com
www.ibelieveinbatgirl.com
www.batwomanfordc.com

Only Spidey is running for the Marvel party, but they are a bunch of communists so don't vote for him.
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WTF
Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 06:46 pm These quiz things keep getting weirder and weirder




I'm Jo, which ambiguous dyke are you? Quiz by Turi.
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WTF
Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 05:19 pm Well, this looks pretty good.
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DC just put up in their blog a preview of Adventure Comics #1 starring Superboy (Kon-El).

Actually seems like fun. The art is not bad, but the guy should work more on his facial expressions. Everything else looks nice but Kon-El has this combination of exasperation and zombie on his face. Like the weight of ennui has crushed his spirit, leaving behind a pitiful mockery of a man filled with impotent hate for existence.

I don't think that's what the script was going for.
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Ponder
Jun. 23rd, 2009 @ 08:57 pm Fake Batman can't do proper dirty bat-talk.
An excerpt from: Penthouse Outs Nerd Hook-Up Central

Later, a giant of a man in a very official Batsuit joins me in line for a bottle of $4 water. I look at him and he looks back at me, irises extra blue against all the eye black under his cowl.

"You know there was a girl Robin," he says. "Stephanie Brown."

"Actually, if you count Carrie Kelly in The Dark Knight Returns, there were two girl Robins." I stretch the words out, making them luxurious, and curl my lips into a crooked come-hither grin.

Batman's smile is slow, seductive-and really freaking creepy with the head-to-toe-armor. Other than his height and the set of his jaw (not bad, but no Christian Bale), I have no idea what this guy looks like, but I do feel an instant familiarity and comfort level with him. If we were making out in my apartment and he unearthed my secret stash of Detective Comics, I wouldn't have to invent a story about how I was just holding them for a friend.

"Yes, I forgot about Carrie." He gives me a long once-over. "Will I be seeing you back at the cave tonight?"



No! no! No, fake Batman! The correct dirty response is "Will I be parking my batmobile in your batcave later tonight?"
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Frustrated
Jun. 14th, 2009 @ 12:41 am An Apology for my last post over at Noscans_daily.
I wrote these words to apologize for the joke I wrote at the end of my post a few weeks ago and for offending so many people with it. I wrote this apology weeks ago too and sent it to [info]stubbleupdate  asking her if she could post it. I do not know if she ever read it or simply decided not to do it. It’s not that simply letting the whole business die and not mention it again lacks merits, but I do believe I owe people an apology and an explanation, so I will do it in my own LJ. I don't know what good this will do since nobody involved follows this LJ, but it's something.

I have to say I did not understand why it bothered so many people. As far as I knew it was just a joke and I couldn’t see why anyone would take it the wrong way. That’s the way it was until [info]keeni84  explained why she was angry in another comment.

"that tactic has been used (in particular against POC) to invalidate (our) thoughts and opinions."

After reading that I thought Oh crap… that does make sense.

I want to assure everybody that I never wrote that to invalidate anyone's opinion. I never meant to imply that anyone who disagreed with me would do it because they think I'm a crazy racist. I did it because in any discussion about race, from any point of view, someone is bound to call you a crazy racist no matter what you do. If you defend Affirmative Action, you are a reverse racist, if you are against it you are a racist. So I decided to joke and call myself a racist in a ridiculous way before anyone had the chance to do it. It just didn't occur to me that it could be very easily mistaken for a dirty tactic to invalidate disagreeing opinions. For that I apologize, it wasn't my intention to invalidate anyone's comments.

And last, I want to assure you all I am not apologizing as a lame attempt to get my ban lifted. I already asked the mods to never lift it. Or at least I asked [info]stubbleupdate  who is no longer a mod in a private message she probably never read. But it is the thought that counts. I apologize because once it became clear to me why things went wrong, I have to agree that I should have thought that last part better. I shouldn’t have gotten so defensive before hand.

Still, the post was not a complete disaster. I noticed some people agreed with what I said, and plenty of them were not Americans. So, perhaps other people can carry on and complain that not all Japanese heroes have to be giant robots or magical schoolgirls, just like most heroes and villains from Haiti don't have to use Vodoun magic. Hopefully they will do this with better judgment than me.

Once again, I'm sorry if the joke offended you.
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Sad
May. 29th, 2009 @ 12:07 am I fell for this.

HardTime :: Illusion from ze frank on Vimeo.



It's an... optical illusion.
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Frustrated
May. 26th, 2009 @ 04:24 pm Spider-Man... DEFEATED!
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Spider-Man battles Dark Feather, mistress of pigeons! Oh noes!

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WTF
May. 26th, 2009 @ 12:45 am Fanfic: Tequila Sunset.
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Title: Tequila Sunset
Characters: Kon/Cassie and short appearances of Cissie and Greta.
Rating: G
Summary: It’s Valentine’s day and Cassie expects poor Kon to screw up royally. Will he fail or will he succeed? Chan chan chaaaaaaan!
Word Count: 1405 (Woohoo! The word count is getting shorter!)
Prompt: “Sunset at the beach” given by [info]shananagin .
Disclaimer: All characters owned by DC, except maybe Superboy, I think. In any case I don’t own him.

NOTES: I started writing this for the Valentine’s day challenge, but I’m slower than crippled molasses so that didn’t happen. But since it also fits for the current Unusual Pairing challenge, it is on time for this one. Cassie / Kon is an unusual pairing? There are many things wrong with this world. This is one of them.

Read more... )
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Ponder
May. 22nd, 2009 @ 04:39 pm I weep for humanity.
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According to some... people... the ending of Battle for the Cowl is confusing. They can't figure out who is the new Batman.

In order to help, I just read the last issue to solve this mystery. The book ends with Dick Grayson saying "Yeah, I'm Batman now."

I think that was a clue.

I guess people didn't notice Morrison was not the writer and they forgot to turn off their "Oh My God! Nobody can understand this!" autopilot.
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Frustrated
May. 21st, 2009 @ 04:20 pm *SNIFF* The family I never had...


*SNIFF* :(

Although, now that I think about it, this family looks like it's about to capture some homeless people and then play THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME.

Look at little Cindy to the left... she is out for blood.

Got them from Awkward Family Photos.
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Crying
May. 8th, 2009 @ 03:34 pm Newsarama's Top 10 Best and Worst Moms.
Newsarama just published a list of the Top 10 Best and Worst Moms in comics. Because, who knows more about moms and parenting than Newsarama?

Good news is my mom made it to spot number 8! No, not in the Best list, but the Worst list. She is a better mom than number 7, Black Canary, but worse than number 9, Talia Al'Ghul.

Hey! I think I was better raised than Damian Wayne; at least I haven't tried to kill anybody... except that guy who killed my shrink, but the bastard was asking for it. That's different.

I bet we only lost because mom looks like she is bathing in the blood of innocents in her picture. It's just Kool Aid not blood!

With a little effort we can make it to spot 9 or 10 next year and social services will get off our backs for a while. Go, Team King! GOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Ponder
May. 5th, 2009 @ 05:46 pm In retrospect...
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In retrospect, I was writing about Catwoman's origin while still angry, and I shouldn't write while angry, and two of the pieces of text I quoted might not be as angering as I though. They are still very much wrong as wrong can be, but not wrong in any way that angers me.

These two, on the other hand?

"can't reconcile Selina ever having been a prostitute, given her very independent nature."

"I could never reconcile this tough slum living prostitute with the high life living Selina."


These two still piss me off with their awful ignorance.
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Frustrated
May. 4th, 2009 @ 03:24 pm Why do you hate prostitutes, people?
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Scans_Daily seems to be going through a phase of love for Catwoman with a bunch of posts dedicated to her. Actually, it might be just one guy or gal doing all the posts; I am too lazy to check who is posting all that stuff, but the point is still the same.

One of the posts caught my eye because it contained some scans from Catwoman’s youth. I think this was some issue where Doug Moench tried to retcon out or at least downplay the origin story Frank “WHORES WHORES WHORES” Miller gave Catwoman in Batman Year One, where Catwoman was a common prostitute who one day puts on a catsuit and starts stealing stuff, because it was more fun and lucrative than being a prostitute.

What I want to ask is why people hate the prostitute origin story? Is it so bad that Catwoman was once a prostitute? Really? Street prostitutes are not allowed to leave their harsh life behind and start having superhero adventures with Batman? Batman can’t love a former prostitute? Is getting a dick in your vagina so tainting?

I don’t think these people are being entirely misogynistic, but only because there are no male prostitute characters to compare with Catwoman. Other than Booster Gold, of course. But Booster Gold whoring himself for money with old women was played for laughs. I’m not sure he counts for our purposes. In any case, I’ll give people the benefit of the doubt and pretend this is about sexphobia and not misogyny.

I wouldn’t call myself a fan of the prostitute origin, but I can see a big silver lining in it. Catwoman didn’t like being a prostitute, and I can easily see why, but then she saw this goofy guy in a bat costume having a more awesome life and she said “Hey! If that moron can do it, why can’t I do it?” And then she became a glamorous cat burglar by her own hand. You know what? I take that back, I am a fan of the prostitute origin. There, I said it!

Despite my better judgment I read some of the reasons why some people hate this origin, and frankly I don’t think these people are as progressive or enlightened as they seem to think. I am not putting their names, or bothered to read who said what, but you can check then out in the link above if you want to. And yes, these are from several different people.

“But in the end I just don't buy it as an origin for the world's greatest thief. That's the main thing with me. Selina is the absolute best thief in the world, bar none, and an amazing athlete as well. She's good enough at what she does that I feel she has to have been working at it for all or most of her life. I just don't buy that any significant period in her past was spent as a prostitute”

This one is insulting. Sorry, hos! You can never be the best at anything, it’s because of all the dicks you sucked. Frowny face :(. Sorry, it’s all your fault for whoring too much and not practicing other stuff!

For the life of me, I can’t understand how anyone can even bring this logic to a fictional world where Green Arrow is just a trust fund baby who one day picked up a bow and became the best archer in the world; where Batman is the master of whatever the heck he decides to be; where Oracle is the best hacked despite that she is a Librarian and an English major and not a computer engineer.

Why can’t a prostitute be a great thief? Oh yes… the dicks.

can't reconcile Selina ever having been a prostitute, given her very independent nature.

Sorry, Catwoman, you can’t be an independent woman. It’s because of all the dicks you sucked. Frowny face to you, Catwoman!

I could never reconcile this tough slum living prostitute with the high life living Selina.

Sorry, Catwoman, you can’t buy pretty things with the money you stole. It’s because of all the dicks you sucked. Frowny face, Catty, frowny face!

Selina as a prostitute is utter fail because it is simply bad storytelling. It does not make sense! Selina is a cat burglar. Prostitute to cat burglar is no way a logical shift.

Sorry, Catwoman, you can’t become a thief. It’s because of all the dicks you sucked. Frowny face.

Okay, this is getting repetitive. Let’s find a different take on that. Oh, here is one:

For me, Catwoman as a prostitute offends me mostly because Frank Miller was the creator of the idea. It's technically an interesting, innovative idea, but it can feel a little cheap, because Miller makes all of his women whores. There was no imagination involved in his decision for Selina's profession; he made the same decision he makes everytime he writes a female character.

This might surprise people, but Miller has written female characters who were not prostitutes. I know, it’s amazing, but it’s true. I saw it in a rerun of THAT’S INCREDIBLE!

But again, I have to ask, why are people offended by Miller writing about prostitutes? Oh, I don’t mind the whores! I mind Miller writing about whores. Well, why?

Am I again being mean to people, or maybe these people are being sexphobic?
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Sad
Apr. 27th, 2009 @ 04:53 pm 52... done right! *snicker*
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This is from an interview to Mark Waid.

[On “52"] EIC Dan Didio, who first championed the concept, hated what we were doing. H-A-T-E-D ‘52.’ Would storm up and down the halls telling everyone how much he hated it. And Steve [Wacker, editor], God bless him, kept us out of the loop on that particular drama. Siglain, having less seniority, was less able to do so, and there's one issue of ‘52’ near the end that was written almost totally by Dan and Keith Giffen because none of the writers could plot it to Dan's satisfaction. Which was and is his prerogative as EIC, but man, there's little more demoralizing than taking the ball down to the one-yard line and then being benched by the guy who kept referring to ‘Countdown’ as ‘52 done right.’

Now, remember this is Waid's version... but still. Funny, in its way.
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Frustrated
Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 11:05 pm TINY RACISM!
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Why are you so racist, Beast Boy?
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Frustrated
Apr. 13th, 2009 @ 11:21 pm REVIEWS FOR APRIL 13, 2009
Okay, let’s review stuff today.

Today we got the Wonder Woman animated movie, Teen Titans Annual 2009, Batman: Battle for the Cowl #2, Seaguy: Slaves of Mickey Eye #1, and Doctor Doom and the Masters of Evil #3.

All that and more... well, not more... after the cut!... )
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Opinion
Apr. 7th, 2009 @ 11:36 am No, God, leave that Galaxy alone!
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A friend sent me a link to this:

Pulsar Creates Cosmic "Hand"



Are you there, God? It's me, Cissie. Can you please stop moving galaxies around with your giant, spooky blue hand? It creeps me out.

Wait, I have seen this before!  )
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WTF
Mar. 31st, 2009 @ 12:26 am Teen Titans, JLA, GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER!
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These are not really reviews; they are more like just side commentary about Teen Titans and JLA. I don't like to write posts to just complain and complain, and I know I have complained over and over and over and over again about Teen Titans being the cemetery of happiness and JLA just being really pointless. But I can't help it today! I just can't, because the bastards are taunting me! TAUNTING ME! You'll see.

Really, it's like the perfect storm of metacommentary, when both Teen titans and JLA explain why they are sucking so hard right now.

The suckitude of Teen Titans and JLA behind the cut... )
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Frustrated
Mar. 26th, 2009 @ 10:49 am Just... stuff.
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First, [info]ruckawriter</lj>(Better known as Greg Rucka) has posted some sketches of the backup feature that will appear in Detective Comics.



Who is the dandiest lesbian superhero on the block? You are, you are!

Most superheroes dress like hobos. I don't why that happens, but I am glad Cully Hammer here has given Renee the pimpiest suit in all Dandytown to kick evil in penis with style and comfort.

Also, I like Renee better with short hair. I don't why a bunch of people are complaining that they liked the long one better.

In other not news, there is an interview with Diedrich Bader, who plays Batman in Batman B&B.

Some people have complained that there aren't many women in the cartoon, and I agree, there aren't and I would like to see more. It looks like we are going to get some more.

"Another episode to look forward to, at least according to Bader, already has a personal favorite. It will see the return of Will Friedle as Blue Beetle. It will also feature the introduction of Tara Strong as Huntress, Armin Shimmerman as The Calculator, Grey Delisle as Black Canary, and Ellen Greene as a newly created character called Mrs. Manface."

Huntress, Black Canary and... Mrs. Manface? What?
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Charmed
Mar. 24th, 2009 @ 05:27 pm WHOA! That was fast.
I was just reading my F-List just a few minutes ago. I saw a post at noscans_daily. It was a link to this: The International Society of Supervillains takes on Scans_Daily.

It's a fun read because they manage to pinpoint what some Scans_Daily defenders are doing wrong or doing retarded.

There were 14 comments in that post. I wanted to check them out to see the reaction. I hope for some increment in self awareness from the most undesirable elements of the SD gang, but I doubt it; probably it was 14 comments of "How dare you to speak ill of Scans_Daily! Die in a fire!!1123TG#!" But, there was a comment from [info]cdspower in one of my own posts so I decided to reply to that first. When I check the F-list again to click on the comments... BAMF! The whole post was gone. Anybody got a good look at it? Anybody knows why it was erased? Was there a big fight in just 14 posts? Was there blood? Was there blood? Broken bones? Anything?
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